If I had My way every stitch of clothing in your closet would treat your body just like I do, wrapping delicately around every curve, snug, showing you off so that everyone can see what a stunningly beautiful bimbo I own.
If it were up to me no clothing would touch your body that did not entice 10 times more than it concealed.
That’s what I want for you.
A bimbo with a body that’s been built for fucking + classic pinup beauty…
It is no secret that you love brunettes and pigtails so you have probably already heard of the lovely miss Vikki Blows.
I do have a soft spot for brunettes and I LOVE pigtails, and while I have seen this lovely dolly floating around the interwebs, I don’t think I knew her name. Thank you for enlightening me. And thank you for sharing such a hott and flirty picture.
Is it just me or does Taylor Stevens look like what would happen if you gave Tina Fey a double zap with the bimbo-tron?
The beautiful bliss of a bimbo brain unburdened by thought.*
Bimbo Translation: Like this means she’s totally happier because she doesn’t think too much ‘n’ stuff. *giggle*
The behavior of bimbos is quite often confounding*. I can only surmise** that this bimbo noticed how warm and fuzzy everything is when it comes out of the dryer, and wants to achieve the same result for her pretty little bimbo brain.
Regardless, Gentlemen keep a close eye on your bimbos. Owning a bimbo is not just a privilege and a pleasure, but it is also a responsibility
*Confounding, bimbo translation: Oh! Like this is where something is like super confusing. Like it seems like it should be super simple, but like some how it’s all super confusing ‘n’ stuff!
**surmise, bimbo translation: Like this means a guess ….i guess?
One of the sexiest things you can wear, right after a happy vapid bimboey smile, is a smoldering look of insatiable lust.
So, like me and Sammi are having a ya know throw down next week, Each day we will have like some sort of contest Monday-Friday and whoever like loses will get her bum as spanked on Sat, then on like Sunday the loser spend like the entire day eating the other one out the winner gets to cum ya know the loser goes without til the next Sunday! So like two weeks of edging ya know. So we need help what are some tests we can like do. Like they can be anything ya know i mean like not anything but anything ya know.
I like this in theory, but I worry about setting up too much of an adversarial relationship in your Daddy’s little harem. Maybe it’s just me but I think that bimbo-sisters (Best-Bimbo-Friends-Forever, whatever you want to call it) should be closer to each other than anyone else other than your Daddy/dom.
Maybe some sort of consolation prize for the bimbo who comes in second place. Maybe the second place bimbo only gets to cum when the first place bimbo allows it. You can bet that the second place bimbo will work really hard all week to keep her bimbo-sister happy so that she will let her cum. All the while being sure not to neglect your Daddy of course!
I know that, this wasn’t the sort of help you were looking for, but that’s my two cents. I just want to make sure everyone out there in bimboland is nice and happy.
Thank you for writing in. This is a very common dilemma, that doesn’t make it less scary for you, but it does make it easier to fix. Let’s start by commending you for exploring the kink, learning about it online, and writing in for advice. Acknowledging this aspect of your sexuality is the first step, and you’ve already accomplished it!
I’m really happy to hear you are in a relationship. That makes the exploration much safer, easier, and more fun. I’m going to give you a little background on the kink and then offer two paths you can take.
Bimbofication isn’t that well known a kink. It doesn’t get name dropped in conversation and pop-culture the way S&M, transexuality, or bondage are mentioned. The unfortunate aspect of our fetish’s anonymity is that many girls don’t even realize there is a name, supportive community, and set of practices, to explore what they are feeling. The positive aspect is that when you talk to a ‘significant other’ there are fewer prejudices and assumptions to overcome.
While the name is new, the sexual phenomenon has been around forever. There are very few adult women who haven’t “played dumb” at some point in their life; to avoid trouble from an authority figure, make fun of other girls, or just for fun. During most of human history, acting hyper feminine, and intellectually as well as physically inferior to men, was the default behavior for women. Some of those women in the past just did this to comply with social expectations. But some found genuine sexual and emotional pleasure in doing so. Same thing today. Fewer women engage in the behaviors on a regular basis. But some discover intense satisfaction and contentment by doing so. There girls are bimbos; I call them dummies.
Now lets get back to your situation.
Your boyfriend —whether he is a saint or a beast— has fantasized at some point about dominating and controlling a girl sexually. It’s just hard wired into the male brain. He may never have acted upon this. The odds are he feels very guilty about the impulses and might have trouble admitting them. But you don’t have to worry that this will be a “turn off” for your boyfriend. Once he gets comfortable with the idea, he’s going to relish the chance to experiment with you. (The emphasis is “ with you “ your relationship is always more important than the kink.)
So I promised two ways to proceed, here they are:
(1) The direct approach. Pull up your favorite bimbo blog on the laptop. Then, go over to your boyfriend, tousle his hair affectionately, sit next to him or at his feet, and say this: “I’m really confused about something sexually. And you’re the only person in the whole world I trust enough to tell about it.” Go ahead and use those exact words. From the outset this casts him as both your protector and your teacher. It also lets him know that you have worries and concerns. Then hand him the laptop and let him read/view for a while. Wait for him to absorb a bit and start asking questions.
His first question will probably be…”So are you into this?” Open your heart and answer. If it’s hard putting your feelings in words try: "I don’t know, but reading it turns me on more than anything else ever has.." or "I’m into it as a fantasy, but not sure what the means about me…."
If he’s a good boyfriend, his questions are going to be interspersed or preceded by reassurances. That he loves you, that you aren’t weird or sick, that he’s honored you trust him, etc.
Now here’s some good news for you. When your attracted to someone, it isn’t only your conscious brain that drives the car. Your subconscious has been the GPS navigator all along. That means that since you are attracted to and love this guy, your subconscious probably recognized in him some of the traits of a good dom. He may not admit it on the spot, but this is going to touch an erotic nerve with him as well. I’ve coached a few dozen girls through “the talk” with their significant others, and not a single one has ever freaked out over it or rejected her.
(2) The more circuitous route. I’d prefer you to take the first path, but this can help if you need to build confidence. Start up a fresh tumblr with a cute name. Don’t use your own picture or any information that can connect it with your real life. Start collecting stories, captions, images, text that arouse you and help you understand who you are sexually. As you explore, if the kink is really aligned with who you are inside, you’ll find yourself identifying more and more as a dummy. That certainty will help you find the confidence to talk with your man. When you do tell him, you can use the blog you’ve created to introduce him to the kink.
One girl who went this path is a bimbo fiction writer who goes by the name Summer. (check out her blog if you haven’t already.) Summer wrote the best bimbo-fiction on the internet for months before she got the nerve to tell her long term boyfriend. And you know what? He adjusted, he got into it, and they are very happy now.
Whatever you do, know that you aren’t alone. You aren’t damaged or creepy. There are tens of thousands of men and dummies online who share your sexuality, and a hundred times that number out in the world, plus more everyday.
(First a disclaimer) I can’t say that I agree with some of likethemsoftanddumb's sweeping generalizations. I don't know if there are quite so many women out there who pretend to be dumb as he thinks there are. (Then again maybe there are and I'm just a hopelessly naive Man, oblivious to the plight of women everywhere). I also doubt that every Man has had dominant fantasies. There are plenty of submissive men out there, and even more men who are truly just not comfortable with a shifted power balance in a relationship. Different strokes for different folks, and all that.
Okay obligatory disclaimers out of the way, let me say that there is a lot of good advice in likethemsoftanddumb's response. I think it's a good idea to start a collection of those things that turn you on. Whether you start your own tumblr, or just keep a locked file on your hard drive, it's up to you, whatever makes you feel more comfortable. And if everything goes well you will want as many examples as possible to show your boyfriend.
As far as how to share this side of yourself with your boyfriend… Whoooo BOY! That is a tough one! I don’t envy anyone who has to make that sort of confession to their significant other, It’s scary as hell there’s no two ways about it. But I will say that I agree with likethemsoftanddumb in that if you tell Him and he doesn’t run screaming for the hills you will be in a very good place. It’s much easier to become a bimbo if you have a significant other to help.
I’m also glad that He brought up summer. She can be a great role-model for you to follow. I will give you the same advice that I gave her… If you don’t feel that this is something you can share with your boyfriend, then you need to think seriously about whether or not you’re right for each other. But as you can see from summer's example there are huge rewards if you can successfully make that leap. I think we're all very glad that she trusted her Fella enough to share with Him.
But let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.
My advice about actually telling Him though is that honesty is the best policy. Tell Him the truth. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t ease into it. Set up a romantic and intimate evening. Have you ever discussed each other’s fantasies ? If so start by talking His fantasies and things the two of you should try. If not, it’s probably high time you did. Talk about His fantasies, let Him ask you about yours. Ease into it, tell Him about how you wish He would tell you what to do (not just in the bedroom). Tell Him that you want Him to choose your wardrobe, the sexier the better. If he seems agreeable, then go further.
That’s about all I’ve got at the moment, but you (or anyone else) is always free to hit me up for more advice.
I’d like to take you down to the malt shop and buy you a soda pop.
Okay quick follow up to that last post…
Anytime you feel your bimbocity start to slip and you need a giggle, just think about how hard it is to eat a banana without looking like you’re giving head.
I’m not sure I could come up with better advice. Happiness is a choice that you have to make every day :)
This rule applies to everyone but goes triple for bimbos!